Blackbeard The Pirate's Bucket O' Blood Is Back

[bloodyrosemccoy]

A few months ago I decided to try menstrual cups again.

I tried the Diva Cup a few years ago, but even though I kept at it for months, I never could get it to sit right. No matter what I did it always felt like I'd somehow managed to shove one of those foil grocery store party balloons with the stiff stems into a place where foil grocery store party balloons are anything but welcome. So finally I had to give up and go back to destroying ecosystems every month.

But my failure always nagged at me, especially given the absolutely over-the-top way everyone who's used them carries on with an almost alarming wild-eyed enthusiasm over the darn things. So I recently decided to give it another shot and went back to forums like menstrual_cups.

Have you ever been to one of those? They're hilarious. They may be wild-eyedly enthusiastic at some points, but mostly they read like any other nerdy forum devoted to things like slot cars or doll mods or brewing or cosplay--absolutely devoted to maximizing the potential of their chosen interest. Something about earnestly technical discussions of nether regions just amuses the hell out of me. Although, given the potential discomfort when you do it wrong ("OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE I SUCKED MY ENTIRE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM INSIDE-OUT"), I can see how it would be something you'd want to get right.

Anyway, what do you know, they gave me some ideas. Turns out the Diva Cup is one of the longest cups, as these things are measured, and I'm--well, let's just extrapolate from the rest of my short and stubby anatomy and assume I have a, how shall we say it, a hobbit hole.* My problem was that I probably needed a shorter one.

So a couple months ago I got the Moon Cup,** chopped off most of the stem, sanded the stem's new rim, and damned if this thing isn't working out great. Now I don't have to feel like I'm destroying the environment every month!

Also, as long as I was on the site, I picked up a bunch of cloth pads. I don't know about you guys,*** but I think they're entirely worth it.

Although, even if the patterns they have are cute, I am still waiting for the pirate-themed pads. ursulav, you have destroyed me forever.


*Okay, the extrapolation is bullshit, but in my case it's true, judging from my own experience and my doctor's added input.

**I should add that I found this site through the fabulous Erika Moen's Oh Joy, Sex Toy comic, which reviews--surprise!--sex toys, as well as many other sex-related or just sexy topics. It is cute, fun, and exactly as NSFW as a comic entitled "Oh Joy, Sex Toy" sounds.

***Well, likely mostly gals, in this case.

Comments

[fractalwolf.livejournal.com]

I've never tried a cup since I can't stand tampons, but I lovelovelove cloth pads. My wife and I bought our first batch 6+ years ago, and when they finally started losing absorbancy we recently went through and tried a bunch of different ones to pick the best ones.

I love the pads from Mom and Me Creations. The 12" one is plenty large enough for nighttime use, and isn't inclined to slide around and get mis-placed. With two liners they're super-absorbant, and the solid layer of water-resistant backing (unlike the split layer on the gladrags-style ones) makes it harder for anything to leak through to the panties. The largest ones do tend to be bulky with 2 liners, which might bug some people.

My wife likes the pads from Sckoon. Since the liners are on top, if you're just spotting it's very easy to whip them out and refold them so a fresh layer is on top. (Each liner in a Sckoon pad is actually a squarish sheet of fabric, meant to be folded in 3rds.) The straps to hold the liners in aren't noticeable at all once you have it on, which honestly surprised me. The only problem I had is that the liners kept trying to slide out, but that doesn't happen to my wife, so YMMV.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Hmm ... maybe next time around I'll try those! I like the GladRags and the LunaPads, though I'll note that since I use the cup for heavy flow I don't need quite as much absorbency.

Interestingly, I have always hated tampons. Never could get the hang of them. Insertion was always painful, I could always feel them in there, and my body seemed to react to them by flipping into a sort of low-level shock mode till I removed them. But the cup--yeah, I can feel it in there, but once I trimmed and sanded (very important, the sanding!) the stem, I only notice it when I pay attention. It's a bit surprising, actually.