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bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2014-04-10 08:20 pm
bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2014-04-10 08:20 pm
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Blackbeard The Pirate's Bucket O' Blood Is Back
A few months ago I decided to try menstrual cups again.
I tried the Diva Cup a few years ago, but even though I kept at it for months, I never could get it to sit right. No matter what I did it always felt like I'd somehow managed to shove one of those foil grocery store party balloons with the stiff stems into a place where foil grocery store party balloons are anything but welcome. So finally I had to give up and go back to destroying ecosystems every month.
But my failure always nagged at me, especially given the absolutely over-the-top way everyone who's used them carries on with an almost alarming wild-eyed enthusiasm over the darn things. So I recently decided to give it another shot and went back to forums like![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
menstrual_cups.
Have you ever been to one of those? They're hilarious. They may be wild-eyedly enthusiastic at some points, but mostly they read like any other nerdy forum devoted to things like slot cars or doll mods or brewing or cosplay--absolutely devoted to maximizing the potential of their chosen interest. Something about earnestly technical discussions of nether regions just amuses the hell out of me. Although, given the potential discomfort when you do it wrong ("OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE I SUCKED MY ENTIRE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM INSIDE-OUT"), I can see how it would be something you'd want to get right.
Anyway, what do you know, they gave me some ideas. Turns out the Diva Cup is one of the longest cups, as these things are measured, and I'm--well, let's just extrapolate from the rest of my short and stubby anatomy and assume I have a, how shall we say it, a hobbit hole.* My problem was that I probably needed a shorter one.
So a couple months ago I got the Moon Cup,** chopped off most of the stem, sanded the stem's new rim, and damned if this thing isn't working out great. Now I don't have to feel like I'm destroying the environment every month!
Also, as long as I was on the site, I picked up a bunch of cloth pads. I don't know about you guys,*** but I think they're entirely worth it.
Although, even if the patterns they have are cute, I am still waiting for the pirate-themed pads.![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ursulav, you have destroyed me forever.
*Okay, the extrapolation is bullshit, but in my case it's true, judging from my own experience and my doctor's added input.
**I should add that I found this site through the fabulous Erika Moen's Oh Joy, Sex Toy comic, which reviews--surprise!--sex toys, as well as many other sex-related or just sexy topics. It is cute, fun, and exactly as NSFW as a comic entitled "Oh Joy, Sex Toy" sounds.
***Well, likely mostly gals, in this case.
I tried the Diva Cup a few years ago, but even though I kept at it for months, I never could get it to sit right. No matter what I did it always felt like I'd somehow managed to shove one of those foil grocery store party balloons with the stiff stems into a place where foil grocery store party balloons are anything but welcome. So finally I had to give up and go back to destroying ecosystems every month.
But my failure always nagged at me, especially given the absolutely over-the-top way everyone who's used them carries on with an almost alarming wild-eyed enthusiasm over the darn things. So I recently decided to give it another shot and went back to forums like
menstrual_cups.Have you ever been to one of those? They're hilarious. They may be wild-eyedly enthusiastic at some points, but mostly they read like any other nerdy forum devoted to things like slot cars or doll mods or brewing or cosplay--absolutely devoted to maximizing the potential of their chosen interest. Something about earnestly technical discussions of nether regions just amuses the hell out of me. Although, given the potential discomfort when you do it wrong ("OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE I SUCKED MY ENTIRE REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM INSIDE-OUT"), I can see how it would be something you'd want to get right.
Anyway, what do you know, they gave me some ideas. Turns out the Diva Cup is one of the longest cups, as these things are measured, and I'm--well, let's just extrapolate from the rest of my short and stubby anatomy and assume I have a, how shall we say it, a hobbit hole.* My problem was that I probably needed a shorter one.
So a couple months ago I got the Moon Cup,** chopped off most of the stem, sanded the stem's new rim, and damned if this thing isn't working out great. Now I don't have to feel like I'm destroying the environment every month!
Also, as long as I was on the site, I picked up a bunch of cloth pads. I don't know about you guys,*** but I think they're entirely worth it.
Although, even if the patterns they have are cute, I am still waiting for the pirate-themed pads.
ursulav, you have destroyed me forever.*Okay, the extrapolation is bullshit, but in my case it's true, judging from my own experience and my doctor's added input.
**I should add that I found this site through the fabulous Erika Moen's Oh Joy, Sex Toy comic, which reviews--surprise!--sex toys, as well as many other sex-related or just sexy topics. It is cute, fun, and exactly as NSFW as a comic entitled "Oh Joy, Sex Toy" sounds.
***Well, likely mostly gals, in this case.
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On his way out i asked him why he wanted to know, he said he had been in sickbay the day before and seen a cupboard marked Feminine Hygiene Cups and wanted to know what they were but the office staff wouldn't tell him. So i went a checked it out myself (because i really couldn't see a high school just handing out diva cups to the point of needing a whole cupboard for them), and what do you know, a cupboard marked Feminine Hygiene Cups! With Pads and Tampons on the top shelf and styrofoam coffee cups on the bottom :D
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