bloodyrosemccoy: (Walken)
bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2013-01-14 11:36 am

HOW COLD IS IT?

I realize that folks in warmer climes don't insulate their homes or own cold-weather gear, and comparing climates is a pointless pissing contest, but on the other hand HAHAHAHAHAHA wimps.


My sister moved to California because they are her people.

For the record, the high in Salt Lake today is 13*F. ([livejournal.com profile] nobleplatypus, who showed me the vid, says it's 8* where she's at.) I had to wade ass-deep through snowbanks to get to the neighbor lady's to feed her cat. Wearing nothing but a loincloth and some barbed wire on my feet for traction. And I was constantly punching myself in the face to keep warm.

What I'm sayin' is, you Californians want cold? Come on up here. Don't drive, though. It's really slippery.

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