bloodyrosemccoy: (Hobbit Approved)
bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2012-12-26 09:50 pm

So I Finally Saw The Hobbit

In 2D, of course. I'd have gone that way no matter what, since 3D always gives me issues. I am assured it was the right decision.

Anyway, first thoughts:

-While I do think a lot of the character arcs in Lord of the Rings worked better in the movies, I can definitely say that Bilbo's character is Better In The Book. A lot of the reasons for this are understandable, considering the constraints of cinema, but there are a few things I definitely prefer in their original version. For one thing, I like that he didn't really consciously DECIDE to go on an adventure in the book--instead of appealing to his adventurous spirit, Gandalf pretty much flusters him into going ("You're late! If you run you can catch them!") and uses his own petty pride against him. I missed that petty pride. The noble thoughts it was replaced with were fine enough, but it's the way that little moment of "I'll show those Dwarves!" gets everyone caught by trolls, and how that contrasts with his later usefulness, that gets me. (Although the way the script took off with the fine points of Trollish cooking amused me.)

Plus, there wasn't nearly enough hobbity bitching. It's funny to realize how important it is that Bilbo piss and moan the whole way to the Lonely Mountain.

Martin Freeman did well with the script, though. I really liked some of his Ian Holm-y mannerisms.

-Even with the changes, gotta love moviemakers who are so enamored of the source material, down to the weird details. I especially liked the Stone Giants and their five minutes of fame. I always wanted to see more of them after the brief mention in the book, which was rather along the lines of, "Hey, look at those stone giants tossing boulders at each other. Don't see that every day. Pass the ketchup." I liked them as part of the action. And of course the addition of Radagast can't go wrong. (In other book-nods, I liked that Elrond commented that it was quite handy that the day and phase of the moon were perfectly aligned to show the Moon Runes, because in the book that always seemed awfully convenient.)

-Gollum was a perfect combination of lonely, hungry, tragic, childlike, and creepy as FUCK. I loved how very torn he was between eating Bilbo and actually interacting with another being after four hundred-odd years of feral goblin-chewing. I kept hearing that the Riddles in the Dark scene was pulled off well, and was DYING to see how. I was not disappointed there. Andy Serkis: finest unseen actor of our age.

-Could not stop laughing at Galadriel's rotating stand. Kept picturing her slowly spinning throughout the entire meeting with Saruman & Co. "I fear a dark time is--hang on, I'm coming back around, gimme a minute." Do they put her up in the middle of the room and hang tinsel on her at Yuletide?

It must be really annoying having her at a council meeting, too, if she just randomly drowns out the PowerPoint presentation with telepathy. GALADRIEL IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, SAY IT TO THE GROUP.

-I guess one of the things about the characters is that, when you don't have an inner monologue/narrator, the motivations have to come out. But even then, these movies always wax wordy. I liked the sentiment of Bilbo's little Get Back To Where You Once Belonged speech. But my favorite version of the I Will Come With You exchange is undoubtedly the one in Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal, when Kira summons landstriders to get to the Skeksis Palace:

KIRA: They'll take us!
JEN: But--Kira, you don't have to go!
KIRA: I know.

And then they go.

I think that's another reason the Riddles scene worked so well--Gollum didn't blurt out every bit of his backstory, and Bilbo didn't carry on about how Pity Is Totally Staying My Hand Right Now, Bro. Trust the audience.

But then, if the characters quit making speeches, the movie would be over far too soon. And it was too darn fun to end. So dammit, let's have the next one! I want to see the Mirkwood spiders.

-WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE DWARVES' KINGDOM? I DON'T THINK I HEARD IT THE FIRST EIGHTY TIMES, MOVIE. SAY IT AGAIN.

[identity profile] wendyzski.livejournal.com 2012-12-27 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I hated the Rock'em Sock'em stone giants - I thought they added time without much oomph.

I also miss whiny bitchy Bilbo. Taking that stuff out makes it "The Hot Dwarves and their Epic Quest (as told by a Hobbit)" and not "The Hobbit".

I think the movie worked well as a fantasy novel but poorly as an adaptation of The Hobbit. (Though I also loved the Riddles in the Dark sequence and have wanted to have Andy Serkis' little actor-babies for years now.)

I think cleolinda said it best when she talked about the film suffering from 'tonal dissonance' - it zigzagged back and forth from epic brooding to comedy troll-snot so much it made me dizzy. Now, there are and should be moments of lightness in an epic or everyone just gets depressed. But when you go back to the main thread you then up the stakes so that the weight of the plot is that much stronger by contrast. But endless shots of The Seventh Doctor with bird crap in his hair and a magical sleigh with eight tiny reindeer huge rabbits and a whole lot of running just got distracting. And the Great Goblin wasn't scary at all.

I had said from the outset that this is exactly what I was afraid would happen - that PJ was 'getting his fanboy on' and putting in everything just because he could without being able to step away and see if it actually served the story. 'King Kong' was just like that - an gorgeous love letter to the story but it would have been a better and tighter film if it were 20 minutes shorter. I'm normally a huge fan of 'extended editions' but in a lot of these cases more was not necessarily beter.

[identity profile] linda-lupos.livejournal.com 2012-12-27 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)

I had said from the outset that this is exactly what I was afraid would happen - that PJ was 'getting his fanboy on' and putting in everything just because he could without being able to step away and see if it actually served the story. 'King Kong' was just like that - an gorgeous love letter to the story but it would have been a better and tighter film if it were 20 minutes shorter. I'm normally a huge fan of 'extended editions' but in a lot of these cases more was not necessarily beter.


Exactly this. It reminded me so much of King Kong - "oh here's another five minute stampede of dinos, and here, let's throw in some giant bugs". By the end of The Hobbit, I groaned and slid a little lower in my seat every time I heard the action music begin: "oh great, time for PJ to do his helicopter shots again and for the brass and drum sections of the orchestra to do their thing". There was no *heart* in it.

[identity profile] wendyzski.livejournal.com 2012-12-27 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes a director needs someone to be able to say "no" to them, and PJ doesn't have that. He's so enthusiastic that he can't take that step aside to say "wait a minute - does that actually ADD anything to the story"?. I've worked with directors like that, and you almost always end up with much. Beautiful inventive and well-imagined mush, but it's still mush Which makes me sad.

I would have bought extending it into two films, working the parallel stories of the White Council and the Necromancer alongside Bilbo and the Dwarves. But when I heard it had ballooned to three, this is exactly what I thought was going to happen.

On my own blog I commented "With Gandalf shouting RUN!!! all the time, It got to feeling like an episode of Doctor Who - only beadier"

[identity profile] linda-lupos.livejournal.com 2012-12-27 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Gandalf actually made me think of a schoolteacher with 14 pre-schoolers at times. :p Especially when he was counting them all!
Maybe he should've done a buddy system.

And yeah, someone should've told PJ "just because you CAN doesn't mean you SHOULD".

[identity profile] westrider.livejournal.com 2012-12-28 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw a great picture on Tumblr of Gandalf with Bilbo in a front-pack, and all the Dwarves on those backpack-harness leashes for little kids. Fit perfectly.
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[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2012-12-28 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
There was no heart in it

I think there's a relative scale here, though. The LotR movies had more emotional connection than the books because the books got a little too grandiose. There are still a few scenes that bust me up in the books--The Choices of Master Samwise and his subsequent one-hobbit assault on Cirith Ungol always make me a bit misty. But with The Hobbit, the book is ALL heart--which is why I was more invested in it in the first place. It's tougher to live up to.

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2012-12-28 06:57 am (UTC)(link)
I ... really LIKED the gleefully nasty Great Goblin. I love villains who are having a good time. And I liked Radagast and his crazy bunny sled, just because the mentions he gets in Tolkien's corpus generally only raise MORE questions. (Plus, after having seen MST3k's Jack Frost, he reminded me very strongly of Father Mushroom, which was an added amusement.

I don't think the movie scenes will crowd in on my head's version of the story like the LotR movies do. But it was really fun to see this interpretation.