And I'm informed that "Where The Wild Roses Grow" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXA-9mWGCXk), which made the Top 40 charts in Britain, is a popular wedding reception choice there; yes, it's a lavishly orchestrated waltz eminently suited for ballroom dancing, but the scenario the lyrics present sounds like a job for the Criminal Minds team.

(For all that it ain't gonna happen, I'd love Time-Life Records to issue a theme compilation entitled, "Listen to the Damn Lyrics!" it could include such misleadingly excerpted favorites as "Born in the U.S.A." and "Lust for Life".)