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And Lastly, An Announcement

There is now an Amish vampire romance genre.

Between this and Tyra Banks's YA fantasy about magical models,* it's safe to say the time has come to cancel literature. We can all go home knowing nothing more can top the literary achievements of 2011.


*They are called "Intoxibellas." I was hoping that meant they'd derive their magical powers from snorting rails of sparkly pixie dust.
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[identity profile] dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
It's not a genre unless there's another author in the field. *clings to sanity*

[identity profile] songfire3.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
What.The.Fuck.?!

I so wish you could honestly tell me you were kidding...! *headdesk*

[identity profile] sofish-sasha.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
We can all go home knowing nothing more can top the literary achievements of 2011.

Don't say that, NaNoWriMo just started, and this year I'm doing it! ;D
Also, [livejournal.com profile] wrisomifu. Come hell or high waters (or school); stuff will get WRIT!

[identity profile] daiq.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
it's safe to say the time has come to cancel literature

But, but.... Ok, i know you aren't talking kids lit, but Ursula Vernon has just signed for another 3 books in the DragonBreathe series!

[identity profile] westrider.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as there's good stuff out there, too, I don't mind so much that there's crap as well, but still...that may well be crossing a line.

[identity profile] dark-phoenix54.livejournal.com 2011-11-01 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Just when you think it's safe to go back into the library.....

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally, I'm thankful for stuff like that. It makes my NaNo attempts look damn fine in comparison!

hee hee, "intoxibellas". I bet the "intoxi-" part is true enough. Booze up, magical model fairies! Jack Daniels believes in you!

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? If THOSE assholes can publish a book, I should BREEZE through!

I almost want to read that. But I am not sure my eyeballs could stand reading the main character's name ("Tookie De La Creme") more than once without melting.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2011-11-04 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh please tell me you are fucking with me. Tookie De La Creme? Really? Please be fucking with me. Please.

[identity profile] chaosvizier.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I am now less of a human being for having clicked that link. WHAARRRGARBL
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