More From My Even Weirder Half

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Scene: inside Amelia’s sleeping head, her subconscious reigns supreme. It has decided, with its Q-like hold on the people in there, to set this in a beach house.

 

Sherlock Holmes: I agree Watson, that the entity from the stars is a very difficult being to reason with. But while it is hideous to our eyes and powerful beyond our imagining, I believe it’s possible that we can communicate with it successfully. While you and I are having difficulty fathoming its logic, perhaps the mind of a child would find it less problematic. (turns to the third person in the room) … Little girl, would you be willing to aid us?

 

Lilo: Only if I can bring Scrump.

 

Large, pink, betusked troll-like creature currently in orbit over Earth: Graw.

 

 

Apparently, unlike my conscious mind, my subconscious has no trouble with fanfiction of a most bizarre nature. Mostly this can be entertaining, as it at least shies away from Mary Sues. But if it ever decides to do mpreg, I am kicking it out and finding a new one.

Comments

[tiryn.livejournal.com]

But if it ever decides to do mpreg, I am kicking it out and finding a new one.

I'm with you on that one.

This reminds me of a dream I had once, wherein I was both Indiana Jones' love intrest and sidekick. And I think we were looking for Duncan Macleod...and Sean Connery. Which I suppose explains why there was both Indy and the Highlander. O_o

[die-monster.livejournal.com]

ACK. I <3 your icon!

[tiryn.livejournal.com]

XD

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

You realize, you are now required to expand this into a ful-fledged story.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I dunno ... I kinda like the snapshot version I've got going here.