Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dude, a raccoon just tried to JIMMY THE LOCK on our back door.

Zombie Apocalypse = old meme. Raccoon Apocalypse = IMMEDIATE DANGER.

At least the cat is on red alert now. THAT'LL make me sleep better.

Comments

[vorindi]

Once upon a time a raccoon rang our back doorbell in the middle of the night. Clearly your raccoons are more criminal-minded than mine. Or it's an escalation.