Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dude, a raccoon just tried to JIMMY THE LOCK on our back door.

Zombie Apocalypse = old meme. Raccoon Apocalypse = IMMEDIATE DANGER.

At least the cat is on red alert now. THAT'LL make me sleep better.

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[chaosvizier.livejournal.com]

Damn squirrels. I just know they'll betray us. Sketchy little bastards with their cute "bushy tails". They're not fooling me!