It Wasn't That Funny To Begin With, Anyway

[bloodyrosemccoy]

New book in the library today: Zombies of Lake Woebegotten by "Harrison Geillor."

That does it. I am declaring Zombie Remixes to be Old Meme. Time to come up with the next novelty novel genre to torment booksellers and librarians with.

Also, I hereby demand that publishers place a moratorium on any titles that cram the words "dead," "vampire," "fang," or any other undead term into stock idioms and pretend they are puns. Yes, I'm looking at you, Michele Bardsley, and you, Kathy Love. You are spoiling it for the rest of us.

Comments

[biomekanic.livejournal.com]

Android Kerenina(sp) was the breaking point for me.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

That one is on the shelf, too, and I groaned aloud.