Would You?

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Last night's dream was that I was the White House press secretary, and I had to stand up before a group of reporters and deny rumors that Michelle Obama dons a cape and unitard and fights crime all night.

Naturally, nobody believed me.

Comments

[fenmere.livejournal.com]

HA!

[beccastareyes]

I think I want to live in a world where Michelle Obama is secretly a crime-fighting superhero. It seems more interesting than the one I actually live in.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but our world is pretty awesome in its own right. After all, any universe with a movie like this isn't all that bad.

[sofish-sasha.livejournal.com]

Is that for real? Please tell me that's for real!* O.O






*Has been fooled by fake trailers and posters before, hoyes.

[pandoras-closet.livejournal.com]

Don't know for sure, but I certainly hope it is.

[stormteller.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. I've seen the DVD box.

[enigmania.livejournal.com]

omgyes

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

That looks awesomely bad. Also, makes me wonder what the plural of "menace" should be-- menacese, perhaps?

[chibicharibdys.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

[jesuitfluff.livejournal.com]

No. I'm calling PANTS ON FIRE right now on that one.

Okay maybe she might leave off the cape, because she's a practical lady who knows that they get caught in things.

But fighting crime? Pffft she does that without even trying.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Yeah, capes do tend to get in the way. But I guarantee you if she DID wear one, everyone would.

[thewrongcrowd.livejournal.com]

And they, of course, wanted to know what color the unitard and cape are and who designed them. ;)

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

And does it show her arms? This is very important.

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaaa! Yes!

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

You're probably right. The merits of the color would also be vehemently debated.

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

No capes!!

That totally rocks.

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have believed you either.

[fadethecat.livejournal.com]

Now I wish your dreams had a newsletter. I would totally subscribe to it.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Well, they have a tag, anyway. Fukitol Theater is my dream tag. I try to save it for the most crazy ones.

[childthursday.livejournal.com]

I'm disappointed that the Obama administration would tell such a transparent lie.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Me too. No wonder press secretaries have such a short shelf life. It drains your soul too fast.

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

I had a dream that Michelle Obama came to my place and did my hair in cornrows.

I'm sure there's something to be analyzed from that.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

that your subconscious is made of awesome?

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Of course not. Now that you mention it, I don't believe you.