This Was A Triumph. I'm Making A Note Here: "Huge Success."

[bloodyrosemccoy]

So Cheney’s greatest achievement this administration was that he kept us safe from terrorists.*

 

While we’re at it, I’d like to point out the swell job he’s been doing keeping off those damn space aliens.

 

Seriously … this man is basing his entire legacy on having been elephant repellent? Really?

 
Well, uh ... way to go, Big-Time Dick.  Go away now.  We'll hold off those elephants on our own now, really.  Thanks.
 

 

*Except for, you know, that one time that there were actual terrorists.