bloodyrosemccoy | Also, "Crimespoon" Is Not A Word, BUT IT SHOULD BE

(Scene: AMELIA, the DUDE, and 妹 are playing Scrabble)

妹: Dangit, what am I supposed to do with this J? “J-slime”? “J-vent”?

AMELIA: That only works in Rapper Scrabble. God, that’d be a bitch to play, wouldn’t it? Random P’s and J’s all over …

DUDE: Z would be worth one point!

AMELIA: “HIZZOUSE”! ANOTHER TRIPLE WORD SCORE, MUTHAFUCKA!

Later

AMELIA: “Brains”? What is this, Zombie Scrabble?

妹: It should be!

AMELIA: “Arruurgh” isn’t legal!

妹: Use it in a sentence!

DUDE: Fine! “Blarg arruurgh braaaains urgh blaaaagh.”

妹: Okay, fair enough.

And don’t get us started on Comic Book Scrabble. (“‘THWP?” “It’s the sound of a shuriken being thrown, okay?”)

What are your favorite versions of Scrabble?