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bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2008-05-27 12:26 am
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Bang! Bang! Maxwell's Silver Hammer Came Down Upon Her Head ...
Anniversary - Cellophane Tape
Birthday - Vincent Price (actor)
Birthday - Wild Bill Hickock (frontiersman)
Birthday - Vincent Price (actor)
Birthday - Wild Bill Hickock (frontiersman)
AMELIA: Shower time! I sure love me a shower.
SOUNDTRACK: Ominous music
AMELIA runs the shower, then runs the elaborate temperature-testing algorithm to make sure she is not flash frozen or stripped of skin upon stepping into it.
SHOWER: Come in to my parlor! As it were.
(shower goes on)
AMELIA: (washing hair) … Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery: “Say he must go free!” The judge does not agree and he tells them sooo-oh-oh-oh ….*
SHOWER: EAT LAVA!
AMELIA: YEEEEEOWWW!
AMELIA retreats to the back corner of the shower, wresting with the shower curtain she was so damn happy about procuring a few months ago, with LAVA-HOT WATER pouring over her legs and the turny-button thing on the other side beyond a sudden WALL OF LAVA.
SOUNDTRACK: HWEEP! HWEEP! HWEEP! HWEEP!
AMELIA: GAH! OW! SHIT! WHY DID I BUY THIS SHOWER CURTAIN?!
AMELIA finally struggles free of the curtain and shower, dripping shampoo lather, and walks around to the other side to crank the knob. She runs the temperature algorithm again and gingerly steps back in.
AMELIA: What the hell was that all about?
SHOWER: *looks away and whistles*
My plumbing is Norman Bates. If you never hear from me again, assume the U-Bend got me.
*For some reason showering always makes me want to sing this. Fitting, given the parallel I’m about to make.**
**And if you ever want to be entertained, watch someone when they first tune into the lyrics after having heard it all their lives.
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...me, it was while I was working kitchen duty and washing things. The high-power-super-hot-water sprayer is AWESOME.
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Flush the toilet in the master bedroom while the shower was on?
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Flush the toilet in the other master bedroom while the shower is on?
No effect.
Turn on the sink in the downstairs bathroom?
BOILING WATER OF DOOM.
Also, in completely different news, did you know that A Grimolt Prince lives in Eugene?
He had a brief interview on KMTR last year when Flix and Pix closed, he was looking to get a copy of Viking Women, since he doesn't own one.
I am tempted to see if I can't track him down and get him to autograph my copy of the MST3K bootleg...
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I also may or may not have covertly named an entire royal family in my pirate story after names and parts in this song. The names aren't exactly the same, but the principle is there ...
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