Quote of the Day, Actually True Horoscope Division

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Library of Congress Day
Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
Birthday - Barbra Streisand (singer, actress)

 

“Pisces: You will be busy exchanging ions across your gill membranes today — watch out for predators, and trust your lateral line organs.”

 

Today’s quote brought to you by PZ Myers, who found out how lucrative all that astrology junk is and decided to write his own horoscopes. And what do you know—he’s actually pretty good at it!  There are more of them on his other entries, too.

Bonus Quote from Bend it Like Beckham: “Lesbian?  I thought she was a Pisces!”

Comments

[lookingforwater.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, and all that. But astrology is just such FUN.

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I'll keep an eye out for predators. I'm a pisces, after all. *g*

Obligatory Douglas Adams reference

[gondolinchick01.livejournal.com]

Now see, this just reminds me of Dirk Gently's "friend" who worked as a newspaper astrologer and always predicted horrible and/or nonsensical things for Dirk's star sign. Most of which turned out to be true in a roundabout sort of way, IIRC.

[shadesofmauve]

Lol - I was just thinking of pointing people over there, because the horiscopes have been fantastic! I liked "You just became a statistical anomaly"!

[alexvdl.livejournal.com]

Bye, then?

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Whoops, did I not send you a message? Sorry. I went through my f-list and took off a few people whose journals I found myself skipping, for better or for worse. You're still welcome to comment, though.

[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

I'll still believe =P

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

An it please thee.

Re: Obligatory Douglas Adams reference

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

That's the nice thing about horoscopes. They come true if you interpret 'em right.

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

I like making up new ones for concultures where it makes sense for the people to have one. In the one for merfolk, I made sure that Paul McCartney's sign was--yes--The Walrus.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Bend it Like Beckham was an awesome movie. I need to buy that one.