2010-11-29

bloodyrosemccoy: (Why)
2010-11-29 02:12 am

Leslie Nielsen



Gonna have to dig that movie up now. I think my sister has it ...
bloodyrosemccoy: (Clever Dan)
2010-11-29 11:59 pm
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Noise Ordinance

This morning I woke up to someone banging on my window. BAM BAM BAM. BAM BAM BAM.

Once I figured out it was coming from the window—not easy, as the whole place was rattling—it was time to narrow it down further. Confused burglar? Lovesick lad? No, couldn’t see anyone … Um, cold ghost?

BAM BAM BAM.

Finally I gave up and went around to see what all the noise was.

It was a northern flicker who’d decided to take up residence in our house, bashin’ his head against our deck.

Darn nature. I’d tell it to get off my lawn, but then I wouldn’t have a lawn.