Based On A True Story

[bloodyrosemccoy]

On Saturday I bought Froot Loops, slaughtered a goat, made friends with an awesome girl from Nigeria, got chased by a four-year-old wielding the goat's gigantic testicles, and got in a bar fight.

How was your weekend?

Comments

[kjpepper.livejournal.com]

...what's with this weekend and testicles? We discovered that the entire universe actually revolved around the set on a friend of mine. Or at least said as much repeatedly to make him squawk in outrage.

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

I'm impressed!

Details, please?

[chairman-wow.livejournal.com]

Impressive indeed! I want to hear about the bar fight.

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

Boring. But then, compared to your weekend, whose weekend wouldn't be boring? Hahaha!

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Comparatively? Uninteresting.

[childthursday.livejournal.com]

Overcaffienated and ulcer-inducing. I want to go to Kenya.

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

Now this is an extremely important question: did you eat said goat testicles?

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

Dayum. I can only dream of being as interesting as you!

[killabee886.livejournal.com]

On Saturday I bought Froot Loops, slaughtered a goat, made friends with an awesome girl from Nigeria, got chased by a four-year-old wielding the goat's gigantic testicles, and got in a bar fight.

How was your weekend?

Well I went home for thanksgiving...so just about the same.

That's pretty awesome

[i-blaze-the.livejournal.com]

but did you see any lions?

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

Of course not! That would be ridiculous.

The men ate them.

Re: That's pretty awesome

[padparadscha.livejournal.com]

That was earlier in the program.

[alexvdl.livejournal.com]

We couldn't go letting the women eat the goat testicles. Duh. *rolls eyes*

[gryfindormia.livejournal.com]

ASKDFJSLKDFJ. You must try them. The gooshy experience is not something I can adequately put in words. In Lebanon they are served at very traditional banquets called mazza, and they are hardly cooked at all so as to keep that well-imaginable texture. So, in short, you must try them. Unless this is a cultural thing and Kenyan women do not eat goat testicles.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

I love it!