Dealing with Lucy's entitlement issues regarding going outside has led me to decide that all my future cats will be raised as purely indoor cats :3

It's kind of funny, we just got her a collar (because my grandmother just recently decided to start letting her outside), and she totally doesn't care. I was playing with it the other night while she was on my lap, and even at its tightest, it's ridiculously loose on her, and she could have it off in a hot second if she wanted to.