GAH! Violently assaulted is not good! Though your assessment does prove a point. If all those art class guys could keep their focus on their art when you were standing up there au natural, then the guy who came at you when your clothes were on really has no excuse.

I really don't know what I'd do with a kid. They can make astoundingly stupid fashion decisions sometimes, but I suspect that calling them on it would only lead to their doubling-down on their choices. Probably this is another good reason for me not to have any. I salute people who do and have to work this sort of thing out.