You have the best descriptions. I imagine your gallbladder looking something like The Oatmeal's Blerrch. Sucks about the insurance, though...seriously, is there a surgery to have those people removed? That would relieve a lot of bili-ality.

(Also, anesthesiologists are my favorite medical professionals. They've always been really hilarious to me, I think because they have ONE JOB and that's to make sure the patient is comfortable. They are damn well going to see that happens, while the other doctors get happy making people hurt. Yep.)