Lots of healthy thoughts your way! Boy, they booked you fast!

(Seriously, I had to call and plaintively explain to my doctor that I had lost 10 pounds in a week that I didn't have to spare and could they please hurry up with the seventeen tests that they felt compelled to do? My ultrasound and most of the other tests were all clear even though I knew exactly what was going on. It required radioactivating* me to show that hmm... that organ has less than 10% function.)



*I totally made that word up.