Does this recontextualize all alleged bearded ladies as dwarves? :O
Can't help being reminded of Dr Solomon's traveling alien show from 3rd Rock:

Vicky: Did you and that bearded lady ever... you know?
Harry: Well, a man does get lonely, and I would've, but there was one thing I could never get out of my mind.
Vicky: Oh, Harry... Me?
Harry: No, she had a beard.