I know, right? Who wants green olives on a pizza? (Answer: my parents.)

Mom is a combo fiend. She likes to pile ALL THE FOOD on top of her sandwiches, burgers, pizzas, everything. And she narrates while she does it. "I am putting on onions, garlic, green peppers, eggplant, jalapenos, goat cheese, spinach, tomatoes, olives, basil, feta cheese ..." "THAT'S NICE, MOM." "... what else do we have in the fridge?" "THERE IS NO MORE ROOM ON THE PIZZA."