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bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2012-05-08 02:03 am
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Picked up the Star Trek Countdown graphic novel at work the other day,* and pleased I was to discover that it's official canon that Nemesis Never Happened. It was an excellent handwave: two panels of "It's good to see you're not dead after all!" "Yeah, I get that a lot." And then they go on with explaining How Real Spock Got His ROFLcopter and Why Nero's Simple Mining Ship Is A God Damn Death Star.
This is the correct approach for Nemesis.**
It's also nice to see that the reboot was ushered in with a demonstration of the Worf Effect. Gotta love the fanservice in this franchise.
So, yeah, enjoyable graphic novel. Now, allow me to rant about supplemental materials in general!
Here is my thought: I like 'em a lot, but dammit they're supposed to be supplemental. I hate it when the answers to big gaping plot holes get buried in deleted scenes or the comics or whatever. Avatar would've been a better movie with that HOUR of cut stuff that explains pretty much everyone's motivation, the theatrical cut of Aliens leaves out some very useful information, and upon a rewatch I discovered that the theatrical cuts of LotR make NO GODDAMN SENSE. Aragorn has an actual character arc in the extended editions. Also, did you know there's an explanation for why the District 9 aliens have no idea how to pilot their own ship? Yeah, neither did I.*** Which, you know, would be nice to know in the movie itself.
I guess what I'm saying is, dangit, give me the infodumps. You can never have too much information, by god!
*God DAMN it's good working in a library.
**The most correct outlook is that none of the the TNG movies happened, on account of they were stupid. TNG's my favorite series, but the movies are not so much.
***Because they're the lowest caste of a eusocial society, is why. Apparently there was a big old epidemic on the ship that killed off all the smarter castes, and the ship itself limped to Earth on autopilot. Now they've got to start producing those smarter castes again.
This is the correct approach for Nemesis.**
It's also nice to see that the reboot was ushered in with a demonstration of the Worf Effect. Gotta love the fanservice in this franchise.
So, yeah, enjoyable graphic novel. Now, allow me to rant about supplemental materials in general!
Here is my thought: I like 'em a lot, but dammit they're supposed to be supplemental. I hate it when the answers to big gaping plot holes get buried in deleted scenes or the comics or whatever. Avatar would've been a better movie with that HOUR of cut stuff that explains pretty much everyone's motivation, the theatrical cut of Aliens leaves out some very useful information, and upon a rewatch I discovered that the theatrical cuts of LotR make NO GODDAMN SENSE. Aragorn has an actual character arc in the extended editions. Also, did you know there's an explanation for why the District 9 aliens have no idea how to pilot their own ship? Yeah, neither did I.*** Which, you know, would be nice to know in the movie itself.
I guess what I'm saying is, dangit, give me the infodumps. You can never have too much information, by god!
*God DAMN it's good working in a library.
**The most correct outlook is that none of the the TNG movies happened, on account of they were stupid. TNG's my favorite series, but the movies are not so much.
***Because they're the lowest caste of a eusocial society, is why. Apparently there was a big old epidemic on the ship that killed off all the smarter castes, and the ship itself limped to Earth on autopilot. Now they've got to start producing those smarter castes again.
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Well, all except for Christopher, I guess. He's pretty smart. Or, that lower caste is becoming smarter on its own?
BTW, I got this feeling from The Avengers as well - a lot of the scenes centering around Bruce's... condition, and the powers of Loki's staff felt like they were part of a bigger arc that was mostly cut from the final movie...
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I do hate it when you leave a theater wondering where the rest of the movie went. We have multiplexes, dangit! just make the movies longer and include short intermissions.
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But man, I totally hear you. Time/money constraints suck for movies that really need that background info. And for those of us who aren't into comics, that means we never get those holes filled in until we stumble across it on a wiki years later.
Or we just write EVEN MOAR fanfic to fill the gaps for ourselves. :p
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So I was being clumsily snide up there. It's really a trope I could do without.
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I don't even write the fic half the time, but in my head I certainly have my own canon.
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Thankfully there are wikis. Otherwise I'd be so confused.
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Or, even better, just watching it on the home theater system, where you can lounge in your own chairs, pause it when you feel like it, enjoy real food while watching, and yell at it to your heart's content. The only real advantages theaters have nowadays are that you can see the movie sooner, and the audience might be fun.
Oh, and, y'know, something about box office measurements. I think they're going to have to figure out another way to do it.
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For instance -- and I'm picking a bad movie, I know! -- E and I just watched Cowboys and Aliens, with full understanding that we were watching something silly and fun. And... it was twenty minutes too long. It would have been nice ridiculous entertainment, a romp, but it need more to be shorter. Some movies have a lot more going on, obviously, but frequently they could stand to kill some of their cinematic digital-effects darlings and put in some actual plot relevance instead.
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(It also made more sense when I discovered that the subtitles track also subtitles the aliens. Makes it a whole different movie.)
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But then, you probably knew I thought that way. ;)
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I am firmly convinced that Daniel Craig took all his cues for how to act in Cowboys & Aliens from the Silent Video Game Protagonist. Which is a really nice character to have in video games where you can supply your own characteristics, but not so much in action movies.
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Ooh, yeaaah, it does. We watched it on TV, and being a non-English country everything is subtitled anyway. I can't imagine trying to watch it without the subtitles, you'd miss even more!
We missed the very beginning though, so the bit about the leaders dying off was probably in there somewhere.
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It really needs a third RPG hero with a Giant Quest they ignore in favor of random shit, but I didn't have screenshots of any.
(And, as very odd as it seems to say this, other people may actually recognize Shepard. Turns out 150,000 words of fic'll get a few people to remember your video game PC. *feels sheepish*).
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My headcanon is insane. I have to tone it down for my fics.
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Insurrection is essentially an overblown episode. It doesn't work as a movie, but would have been perfectly fine as an episode. Not an outstanding one, but not a terrible one, either.
But yes, the other TNG movies were definitely lost in the Time War. As were any Alien movies after Aliens and any other Highlander movies - there can be only one! Oh, and Star Trek V, too.
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And while I've seen the LotR Extended versions so many times I no longer recall the theatrical releases well, I don't recall ever finding someone's characterisation confusing in itself. Frustratingly and pointlessly tampered with, but not confusing.
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I still think the main problem people have with the series, tho, stems from the fact that every movie in it is a different Genre. Alien 3 trying to do Psychological Thriller and Alien: Resurrection shooting for goofy self-aware 90s Action Movie didn't mesh well with the Creature Feature Horror of the Original or the played straight 80s Action Flick of the sequel.
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You could add a Dragonborn not fighting dragons. Then again,Skyrim has more than enough 'bottle cap collections' of its own:D My friends and I were totally squeeing over the way you can place books on bookshelves and even order them kinda of, and take them out and read them and put them back. >.>
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I don't think I've seen Insurrection.
Data has some good stuff in Generations, but it must still be discarded because the rest of it is dumb. Sometimes sacrifices must be made.
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(There are no automatic alien subtitles in the non-subtitled version? Weeeird.)
By the way, have you heard about a film called Iron Sky? It's a Finnish crowd funded film about Nazis. IN SPACE. See it if you get the chance, it's hilarious. :D
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I have not heard of it! I'll have to check it out. My favorite right now is Attack the Block. Seen it?
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Haven't seen Attack the Block, there hasn't been a lot of buzz about it, though lately I've heard some mentions of it being worth watching. The last film I saw at a theatre before Iron Sky was The Artist, which is now in my top 3 along with District 9 and Toy Story 3.
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Also, Ruffalo is best Hulk.