Yes indeed, old Farmer Bill always has to wear the heavy armor when milking SpiderBessie. Spiders apparently get all cranky when someone's pulling on their udders.

Also, where does that milk come from? Goats and cows eat grass, and the grass becomes milk. Spiders eat LOTS AND LOTS OF BUGS. You're drinking LIQUIFIED BUG. OH GOD IT GETS WORSE EVERY SECOND I THINK ABOUT IT