Scientists have spliced spider genes into goats, making spidergoats whose milk can be processed into spider silk. And the spiders aren’t even radioactive.

There is way too much wrong with this for comfort. First off, goats are ornery creatures just by themselves. That's why we call them goats. Now you give them super spider powers. Is the world ready for a horrendously fast and deathly strong eight legged goat? And if that's not enough, it can shoot sticky webbing FROM ITS TEATS. OMG WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN SCIENCE WHY DO YOU HATE US SO?