I, meanwhile, was surrounded by three kids under the age of 5 for the whole week and occasionally got worrying moments of, "I still remember when I was a kid and had that much energy. Am I old? At age 24?"

Well, never mind the lot of them. I'll be over in the Our Generation corner with the other aimless 20-somethings and our Intertrucks. Feel free to join us. We have chocolate.