bloodyrosemccoy: (Edward Sparkles)
bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2011-10-31 10:01 pm

And Lastly, An Announcement

There is now an Amish vampire romance genre.

Between this and Tyra Banks's YA fantasy about magical models,* it's safe to say the time has come to cancel literature. We can all go home knowing nothing more can top the literary achievements of 2011.


*They are called "Intoxibellas." I was hoping that meant they'd derive their magical powers from snorting rails of sparkly pixie dust.

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