LOVE the Juan jokes!! There's a guy named Juan who works for my dad, and whenever he calls, we have a contest to see how many we can come up with. There's always at least a dozen because you can't stop after just Juan!

"Who was that, Dad?"
"Oh, that was just Juan."
"Just Juan what?"
"What? Oh, Jesus, here we go again."
"Was he Juan-dering what time you need him to come in tomorrow?"
etc. :)