I've tried tons of stuff. I'm beginning to think I have a mild version of Pectus carinatum that my boobs sort of cover up, my ribs are weirdly poking out for me being at this weight and the sternum is so 'raised' that underwire hurts.

Actually I think that's exactly what it is, I'm looking at the pictures of females with it on google and my chest/torso pretty much looks like that. Weird. Well, I guess I know what's wrong with me then!