I'd love to (and someone has already made a head start by "accidentally" dropping a couple bottles of each nearest to the refilling stations) but the owner is completely crazy-cakes and we keep getting these memos about how angry she is that the floors aren't perfect anymore.

They remind me of the Passive-Aggressive website. "PLEASE DO NOT USE ANYTHING OTHER THAN THE SUPERDEEDUPER FLOOR CLEANER ON THE FLOOR. NO ALCOHOL, NO BLEACH, NOTHING BUT THE FLOOR CLEANER. THX SANDRA"