See, all those could be a lot more interesting than WOE IS ME FOR I AM TOO AWESOME.

And yeah, what you need are some good dedicated hacks on board with the vampire stuff. The hacks who write vampires right now seem just to be cashing in, but I think some of my favorite kind of writing comes from hacks who are having a damn good time coming up with shit, and who are willing to make real characters and scenarios. Basically, I want hacks who care enough to do it right!