Critics get paid for their opinion. Granted, it's an informed opinion but still.

I read his review and at the end of it I wanted to both cringe and apologize that, because of his job, he had to see it. Maybe offer him a nice cup of tea and to run out and find him a movie that doesn't suck.

And it was a smackdown, no question. It brought to mind images of the bad guy wrestlers rubbing their hands together - you know it's bad and that it is going to hurt