Well, we all know what a commercial flop "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" was, and there was nary a white person in sight!

In other news, Cracked.com, my favorite online source for questionable news, points out that Shymalan's break away hit, "Sixth Sense", is actually the plot of an episode of Nick's "Are You Afraid of the Dark?". The article, on f'ed up sources for pop culture items, recommends he goes back to watching Nick as any of his later movies suck.