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bloodyrosemccoy ([personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2010-01-10 05:59 pm

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First off, I want to thank James Cameron for complicating my life, since I am also re-watching the entire series of Avatar: The Last Airbender, which is a mouthful to specify.

The movie was … well, for the Highest-Budget Highest-Grossing Movie Ever, with elements Relevant To My Interests,* there is no getting around that the story was basically a giant, special-effects-laden, two-hour-and-forty-two-minute rehash of FernGully: The Last Rainforest. You want race relations with aliens,** check out CJ Cherryh or Poul Anderson or someone of that ilk.

I’ll give it one thing, though—the worldbuilding was magnificent. I get as big a charge out of seeing a constructed world onscreen as I get out of hearing people converse in constructed languages. The worldbuilder in me who is satisfied with deliciously extrapolated ecosystems and what-ifs was all over this movie. Even the culture gets some bonus points—I have this image of James Cameron waving a stack of cash at a team of anthropologist consultants demanding “Make me a race of noble savage blue people!” and the consultants valiantly trying to give some verisimilitude to the Na’vi anyway.

Basically, if I had my way with the movie, it’d be a documentary. No plot except maybe Sigourney Weaver doing field anthropology or something.

I know, I know, it’s as much wishful thinking as wishing the Prime Directive were something that people would actually follow, but I can dream, can’t I?


*Special effects, worldbuilding, and blue people, for a start. Also my well-aged fancrush on Sigourney Weaver, and my burgeoning one on Zoë Saldaña. But “DOES IT HAVE ALIENS IN IT?” is the trump card.

**This actually really drives me nuts, that writers and readers of sci-fi so often equate race with species, to the point where they use the words interchangeably. There are indeed parallels, but there’s also, quite literally, a world of difference between humans and alien species. You don’t get a different evolutionary psychology (the real kind, not the pseudoscientific Stephen Jay Gould’s Strawman kind) or a different-shaped brain when you’re talking about two groups of humans. With aliens, well, we come back around to the GOOD sci-fi writers.

[identity profile] igntethestars.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Adult Fern Gully is how I've heard EVERY person describe it thus far. That really doesn't make me want to see it. I love me some Zoe Saldana, and I know he effects are amazing. . . but if I'm going to see a three hour movie, I want it to have a PLOT. One that isn't a rip off from Fern Gully and Pocahontas.

But I think that's just me xD

[identity profile] padparadscha.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I must admit this was the movie that made me realize how tired I am of blockbusters. But I'm more in the other direction--I seem to want either GOOD PLOT or NO PLOT.

But then, I'm the dork who buys pretend documentaries like The Future Is Wild, so once again I realize I'm in the minority.

[identity profile] igntethestars.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Blockbusters, for the most part, are failures to me. They try too hard, I think. They want the visuals to be AMAZING, and the CGI to be AMAZING, and you have to have ALL THE BEST ACTORS! and somewhere along in there, they lose plot.

But I'm also in the league of people who thinks that most modern actors can't act. They just play themselves in various roles.

I watch/buy pretend documentaries too <3

[identity profile] sofish-sasha.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that's why I prefer District 9 to Avatar.