Bad Sign Number Six Million And Twenty-Two

[bloodyrosemccoy]

BRAIN’S WTF CENTER: OMG WTF! BLOOD! THAT’S BLOOD! WHY IS THERE BLOOD COMING FROM THERE SO MUCH BLOOD NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC.

RATIONALITY and EXPERIENTIAL MEMORY, in unison: Because you’re a girl, you dumb broad!

AMELIA: Oh … oh, right. I suppose I am.


Yeah, it’s been one of those weeks, where past experience and learning is having a little bit of a delay catching up with the current sensory input. I hate weeks like that.

Comments

[dormouse-in-tea.livejournal.com]

oh, honey.

[gethenian.livejournal.com]

That happens to me every time I become aware of the fact that I have breasts. Every single time, my brain just goes "Wait... what? What the hell is this bullshit?"




I have also in the past been known to be confused by the fact that I don't have a penis. Don't ask me how that works, I honestly don't have the slightest idea.

[queenlyzard.livejournal.com]

Sorry, but I can't help laughing!