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bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2009-07-23 04:51 pm
bloodyrosemccoy) wrote2009-07-23 04:51 pm
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Raw Penicillin
AMELIA: Sammich time! Hello, ham! Hello, cheese! Hello, hamburger bun!
HAMBURGER BUN: Damn you kids! Get off my lawn!
AMELIA: … Hmm. You do seem to be getting on a bit. Any mold?
HAMBURGER BUN: Millennium hand and shrimp!
AMELIA: Nah, you look a little stale, but okay. Let’s make some sammich!
(AMELIA makes a nice ham and Swiss with mayo and takes a big bite)
THE UNMISTAKABLE FLAVOR OF STEALTH MOLD: You didn’t say hello to me!
AMELIA: AAARRGHPTOOIE!
HAMBURGER BUN: Buggrit.
So I have made a new sammich on some bread that’s in its prime, but now I’m afraid to eat it, even after a thorough inspection. Damn. I was looking forward to this.
HAMBURGER BUN: Damn you kids! Get off my lawn!
AMELIA: … Hmm. You do seem to be getting on a bit. Any mold?
HAMBURGER BUN: Millennium hand and shrimp!
AMELIA: Nah, you look a little stale, but okay. Let’s make some sammich!
(AMELIA makes a nice ham and Swiss with mayo and takes a big bite)
THE UNMISTAKABLE FLAVOR OF STEALTH MOLD: You didn’t say hello to me!
AMELIA: AAARRGHPTOOIE!
HAMBURGER BUN: Buggrit.
So I have made a new sammich on some bread that’s in its prime, but now I’m afraid to eat it, even after a thorough inspection. Damn. I was looking forward to this.