When I was little I used to think pomegranates went Kablaff! all over the place if you threw them. It's probably just as well that my parents never bought any, I don't think they'd be very pleased if I'd tossed them. XD

...Now I want to get a load of fruit and toss them - preferably from a height - just to see which one smashes the best...

January it is. The third, even.