You are hereby ON NOTICE for being so generous, cautious and optimistic. You have one chance to turn to the dark side and start hating people for every moment of stupidity they exhibit, or I'll.. er.. or you're.. or so help me, I'll give you another chance, and another, ad infinitum.

Cause you're great that way. Me? Totally gone Dark Side. Darth Blackbyrd. That's me. Damn those stupid people and their stupidness.