Finally, a holiday that is neither cheerful nor solemn!

I suggest addding guacamole and anything with melted cheese to the menu. And also leftover Christmas chocolate.

What about a dress code? Should people make an effort to look particularly emo, or should sweatpants be the norm? Actually, this question applies to the entire holiday: should people just be naturally depressed, or should they make a special effort, thereby turning it into a performance? I'd opt for the second interpretation.