Fiendishly Clever

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Dang, if I'd known of Sarah Palin’s strategy I could’ve used it on my college exams.  I probably would’ve gotten better grades in a few of my classes!

 

TEST: 1. Explain the human developments in the European Mesolithic and how they related to environmental and climate change.

AMELIA’S INNER MONOLOGUE: Shit! I never studied that one!  I am so screwed …Wait! I’ve got it!

AMELIA’S ANSWER: I would actually rather address the migration of peoples from Southeast Asia through the Polynesian Triangle and the evidence found in the Lapita pottery of the region, beginning with …

 

Of course, that wouldn’t help if I got the shit I thought I had studied wrong, but still, it would’ve made it easier.

(Also, this icon was never more appropriate ...)

 

ETA: Hey, way to go Biden!  I didn't expect him to be the first of the four debaters to actually have some concrete answers.  I mean, sure, Obama's got plans, but he was all about being Senator Flashy Bastard in the debate.  Biden actually gave specifics--often on the topic he'd been given, too!