I'm just peeved that it was aliens. I mean, you know why. Because like, every other religious artifact gets to have Real Honest Divine Intervention With Gods And Everything, We Mean It, except for the one that belongs to South America? Their divine whatsit has to come from fucking aliens? They're not cool enough to have gods or something?

It's a haunted crystal skull supposedly used to will death by high priests in Eons Past. You don't need aliens. Aliens are overkill.

But you've heard all this before.