I keep wanting to write an entry, but I do not have blog thoughts. I only have story thoughts. So you all must excuse me as I neglect you all once again today in order to write my story thoughts.
Maybe I'll treat everyone to a Sporemonster tomorrow or something. I just know how much y'all love those.
So Cheney’s greatest achievement this administration was that he kept us safe from terrorists.*
While we’re at it, I’d like to point out the swell job he’s been doing keeping off those damn space aliens.
Seriously … this man is basing his entire legacy on having been elephant repellent? Really?
Well, uh ... way to go, Big-Time Dick. Go away now. We'll hold off those elephants on our own now, really. Thanks.
*Except for, you know, that one time that there were actual terrorists.
