Pamela's dad. Aliens attacking Romani Ranch. Dead Deku tree at the beginning, dead Darmani, dead Mikau, implied death of Goron Elder. Putting your rupees from a chest in the bank, going back in time, and getting the same rupees again and putting THEM in the bank. Curiosity shoppe selling stolen goods, as well as Link stealing all sorts of shit. Pirates stealing the Zora eggs. Pirate Gerudos. Ninjas. Gorman the circus leader's silent, unrelenting depression. SKULLS WITH BAT WINGS. The ninjas blowing themselves up after you defeat them. Skullkids and ghosts and zombies, oh, my! Guys who ask for photos of lady pirates and Zoras who spy on singers in their rooms. The monkey getting lowered into a vat of boiling oil.
Did I leave anything out? Oh, yes--they also have A GUY WHO LIVES IN A TOILET. Literally IN THE TOILET. That is a messed up game.
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Pamela's dad. Aliens attacking Romani Ranch. Dead Deku tree at the beginning, dead Darmani, dead Mikau, implied death of Goron Elder. Putting your rupees from a chest in the bank, going back in time, and getting the same rupees again and putting THEM in the bank. Curiosity shoppe selling stolen goods, as well as Link stealing all sorts of shit. Pirates stealing the Zora eggs. Pirate Gerudos. Ninjas. Gorman the circus leader's silent, unrelenting depression. SKULLS WITH BAT WINGS. The ninjas blowing themselves up after you defeat them. Skullkids and ghosts and zombies, oh, my! Guys who ask for photos of lady pirates and Zoras who spy on singers in their rooms. The monkey getting lowered into a vat of boiling oil.
Did I leave anything out? Oh, yes--they also have A GUY WHO LIVES IN A TOILET. Literally IN THE TOILET. That is a messed up game.