Based On A True Story

[bloodyrosemccoy]

On Saturday I bought Froot Loops, slaughtered a goat, made friends with an awesome girl from Nigeria, got chased by a four-year-old wielding the goat's gigantic testicles, and got in a bar fight.

How was your weekend?

Comments

[ishyface.livejournal.com]

Comparatively? Uninteresting.