ext_137365 ([identity profile] gwalla.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] bloodyrosemccoy 2007-07-07 02:55 am (UTC)

I doubt very much that the toaster contains powerful tentacles, tiny machine guns, and camera-shutter eyes, all of which are meant to sprout at a moment such as this. Its destructive capabilities are pretty much limited to burning your toast to a lump of carbon. Honestly, where do suddenly-evil household appliances get these components?


I don't know, but they always do.

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