At least how nice you smell might in some way affect sexiness or something. What I don't get are the sexy Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl commercials. Yes, eat this frozen rice meal and WOMEN WILL APPEAR TO SCREW YOU ON THE COUNTER! Admittedly I might go for that, where it possible, but alas I'm wise to their tricks after switching to men's shave gel didn't convince supermodels to appear in my bathroom and stroke my recently shaven legs and armpits.