Now THERE'S A Color Found In Nature

[bloodyrosemccoy]

Aquarius Begins
Muharram (Islamic New Year)
Martyrs Day (Azerbaijan)

 

It’s time once again for Sins Against Nature That Amelia Likes To Ingest!

 

People who were reading earlier this month already know of the abomination involving hot Tang, hot instant tea, and peach schnapps. In keeping with the color scheme of that one, I must also now confess to a certain weakness for squeezy cheeze on tortilla chips, which I realize is rather like admitting that you like to eat the latest advances in polymer technology on toast. Whenever I even mention squeezy cheeze, Liz unleashes a tirade of bitchiness unequaled by any other in her repertoire; she will go on at lengths about how disgusting the cheeze is, how disgusting I am, and how she is ashamed to live in an apartment that contains even one canister of the foul stuff.

 

Finally I told her that if she gave me any more abuse about it, I would sneak into her room at night and fill her hands with it, then tickle her nose. Because really.

 

However, none of these match the one I indulged in last night, as well as the night before, while making myself dinner.

 

I love raw Bisquick pancake batter.

 

I would eat that stuff with a spoon if it didn’t annoy my gut so much.  I burn pancakes because I’m busy licking batter off my fingers while they sit smoking in the griddle.  I used to pour it over my pancakes. Something about it tastes really, really good, and I’m not sure what it is.

 

But for the first time in a long time, while I was making myself some actual pancakes, I went nuts and just attacked the stuff.

 

I think that makes the squeezy cheeze look slightly less weird, don’t you?

Comments

[sunshine-shaman.livejournal.com]

Just don't put the squeezy cheeze on the pancakes. THEN and only then will you be 100% gross.

[cjtremlett.livejournal.com]

I always like my home-made pancakes done on the outside and gooshy in the middle. Same principle!

[blackbyrd2.livejournal.com]

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and ew, too

I'm with Liz on the squeezy cheese, but I can't even eat underdone pancakes, and anything with Bisquick in it is just eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Might have something to do with having lived on the stuff for a month or so, but still.

Ew, and ick.

[gwalla.livejournal.com]

I like slightly underdone pancakes, but real pancakes. Bisquik is like snot with baking soda added.

[ellixis.livejournal.com]

Raw Bisquick is delicious in a sinful sort of way.

... I once made a thing of corn muffin mix justto eat the mix. I got about halfway through it.