“I had to call your brother and tell him not to park on the roast.”

 

Today’s quote brought to you by Mom’s solar oven, which comprises a dutch oven and a thing that looks a lot like those cardboard slats with the tinfoil on ’em that people used to use to get good tans.

 

If you thought our kitchen sounded scary, just wait’ll I tell you about our driveway food.

 

Who, us?  Hippies?