Like Getting Punked By "Desperate Housewives"
Ashura: 10th Day (Islamic)
Beatle's Appearance Ed Sullivan Show Anniversary
President William Henry Harrison's Birthday (9th President) (and also the one who spent thirty days in office before dropping dead because he caught pneumonia while giving his 3-hour inauguration speech, if you're interested)
Extraterrestrial Culture Day (New Mexico)
Ah, there’s nothing like a burst of spirit-crushing cattiness to make a Utah girl feel right at home.